You know what, you can bad mouth Quick Stop all you want, but I miss that place! I loved working there! I look back at that period as the best time of my life! ![]() What the fuck were we training to be, Batman?Īt least, we were doing something instead of wasting our lives in some fucking convenience store! You got all fired up about taking charge of your life and what did you do? You worked at the store 'til the place burned down.īecause we were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sakes. YOU said 'shit or get off the pot', not me. Oh, I'm holding you back, right? I remember like 10 years ago, the night we went to Julie Dwyer's funeral, you were all like "I need to shit or get off the pot!" Our whole lives, you've been getting me into trouble and holding me back! Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it? We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.īoyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. ![]() thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex? Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.ĭuh.
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